[Intro] [Steady, driving percussion] [Verse 1] Ladies and Gents, gather 'round for the sight Of a titan in sequins and lace for the night! You think you’re a heavyweight? Think you’re the king? Step into the ring and let the glasses ring! She’s got a gaze like a hurricane wind The battle is over before it begins She’ll match you for volume, she’ll match you for soul With a blink of an eye, she’s in total control! [Chorus] Oh, raise up your glasses and shout to the sky! There’s magic and mystery in that lady’s eye! Those lashes are velvet, those lashes are gold The greatest drinking story that’s ever been told! Don't try to outlast her, you’re losing the fable Those lashes can drink you under the table! [Verse 2] The room starts to tilt and the floor starts to sway But she’s steady as granite, just sipping away! One million bristles, a fan of pure might Winning the war in the heat of the night! You’re clutching your coaster, you’re gasping for air While she’s just adjusting the curl that is there A wink and a nod as your knees start to go She’s the star of the tavern, the queen of the show! [Chorus] Oh, raise up your glasses and shout to the sky! There’s magic and mystery in that lady’s eye! Those lashes are velvet, those lashes are gold The greatest drinking story that’s ever been told! Don't try to outlast her, you’re losing the fable Those lashes can drink you under the table! [Bridge] [Half-time tbuilding intensity] [Big build-up] Higher and higher, the stakes start to rise! You’re lost in the shadow of those incredible eyes! (Key change! Faster tempo!) Look at ‘em flutter! Look at ‘em sweep! While the rest of the bar is falling asleep! ONE! MORE! ROUND! [Chorus] Oh, raise up your glasses and shout to the sky! There’s magic and mystery in that lady’s eye! Those lashes are velvet, those lashes are gold The greatest drinking story that’s ever been told! Don't try to outlast her, you’re losing the fable Those lashes can drink you under the table! [Outro] [Grand finale] YES, SHE’LL DRINK YOU UNDER! Blink and you’re gone! Under the taaaa-ble! [end]
