[verse 1] The waves are crashin’, the ship’s on fire, Captain Paintufast stands tall, inspired! Mouse in one hand, kombucha in the next, Keep the chat clean, show some respect! But someone’s yellin’, stirrin’ the crew, The mods are watchin’, they see it too! Type it right or face yer fate, One more word—it’s DEEP SEA GATE! [chorus] Walk the plank, take yer fall! Into the depths where the sea calls! Keep it cool, don’t be crude, Or the mods will BANISH YOU! [verse 2] A mutineer’s got too much rage, Spamming words like a cursed rampage. The mods swoop in with banhammer high, "One more step and say goodbye!" Captain smirks, with fire in his eyes, "This ship sails where the good vibes rise! If ye fight, if ye lie, Yer walkin’ straight into the tide!" [chorus 2] Walk the plank, take yer fall! Into the depths where the sea calls! Keep it fun, keep it true, Or the mods will SILENCE YOU! [bridge with guitar solo] Captain Paintufast shouts, "Last chance, mate!" Mods count down... 3...2...1... SPLASH! [final chorus] Walk the plank, take yer fall! Into the depths where the sea calls! Laugh and sing, don’t be cruel, Or the mods will SHIPWRECK YOU! "Yarrr... to the depths with ye!"
