Page One: Fireballs

"Fireballs" Lyrics and production by EvilTyromancer. Thanks for listening! _____________________________________________ [Intro] By the well endowed staff of Merlin By the swollen orbs of the Phoenix King By the scrolls of forbidden spells That I bought on Amazon Prime I summon... fireballs! [Verse] Little wizards, weak and frail Cast your tiny orbs and fail Ashes, ashes, they all fall Cause their balls are way too small! (Not mine!) [Pre-Chorus] See them growing! See them blazing! Feel my power, ever-changing! All the lesser mages crying Cause their spells are so damn trying [Chorus] Suck my fireballs of blazing glory! It's about time I pay my dues! Suck my fireballs, end of story! Run while you still can, you fools! (Yeaaaah!) [Bridge] Bippity dickity knock It's kicking ass o'clock My fireballs eclipse the moon Make all ladies swoon Bippity dickity BOOM! [Pre-Chorus] Tiny wizard, go back home Your little sparks make us yawn [Final Chorus] Suck my fireballs of raging power! Your insurance won't cover these claims! Suck my fireballs, this final hour! I don't even know your names! [Breakdown] Little wizard tried to play With the big balls anyway Now he's running home to cry Cause his balls won't even fly! Suck my fireboooooooalls! [Outro] Your balls are small! (Ha ha ha!) Can't see at all! Mine tower over all! (Yeaaaah!)