[Chorus] Why the broccoli always cryin' (Always cryin') Cauliflower whinin' (Whinin') Carrot screamin' (Screamin') When I walk in (I walk in) That's why I don't mess with no green [Verse] Y'all ain't heard the news? Y'all ain't heard the news? Yo mama got the dogs on the loose Woke up to a horrible dog fart smell Yo mama let the dogs out of Hell I'm 'bout to turn up and go to Heaven I'm about to put a V8 in my car Oh Wait I already did But that's beside the point Gotta leave the country Gotta leave the states I'm 'bout to be a veggie murderer Vegetarians are in trouble They gon' have to stop eatin' vegetables I gotta stop eatin' vegetables Can't have 'em on my conscience no more No more [Chorus] Why the broccoli always cryin' (Always cryin') Cauliflower whinin' (Whinin') Carrot screamin' (Screamin') When I walk in (I walk in) That's why I don't mess with no green Why the broccoli always cryin' (Always cryin') Cauliflower whinin' (Whinin') Carrot screamin' (Screamin') When I walk in (I walk in) That's why I don't mess with no green [Outro] Man Yo mama stink I was on the phone with the homies And they said the same thing I thought it was just me I thought it was just me Yo mama stank
