Hooray For Columtreal

Hooray for Columtreal Hooray for Columtreal Rah Rah Looters Rah Rah Looters I decided to get back to college Maybe I'll earn a degree I applied to lots of schools Hoping to be accepted But they all rejected me Except for one in Louisiana Now that's where I am At Columtreal University In Black Bottom Hooray for Columtreal Hooray for Columtreal Rah Rah Looters Rah Rah Looters Who needs Harvard and who needs Yale I can party all night here And probably fail all my classes 'Cuz me and my friends Like to get drunk on our asses At Looter's bar Then it’s coffee at Get Woke When the morning comes And trying to stay awake Until our classes are done Hooray for Columtreal Hooray for Columtreal Rah Rah Looters Rah Rah Looters I am gaining in popularity I joined the Sigma sorority Made it on the Cheerleader squad They told me I had nice hooters And I should cheer for the Looters The fun here never stops And did I mention That Grinder’s has the Yummiest lollypops Hooray for Columtreal Hooray for Columtreal Rah Rah Looters Rah Rah Looters RAAAAH!