[Instrumental intro] [half-spoken] I said: "Excuse me, is this the mile-high-club?" Said: "I'd like to use me some of them points" [hook] Wanna cash them in Use the bling-bling-BLING Golden ticket outta'here "outta'where?" Outta'here! [Verse] From the gate I saw her, And my heart post-poned a beat With a little L'Oréal flick of the hair She came near Well alas His name was Kurt [build up] [half-spoken] I said: "Excuse me, is this the mile-high-club?" Said: "I'd like to use me some of them points" [hook] Wanna cash them in Use the bling-bling-BLING Golden ticket outta'here "outta'where?" Outta'here! [Verse] He said, "Well Joplin on in, dear" But only Only If you want some more-more-Morrison. [short solo] [Bridge] And I giggled for bit before it… struck me I could have made every rhyme count Until the clock stroke twenty-seven [verse] He responded, manic and with wild eyes: "HEY, don't talk about strokes, have you gone insane - he's sitting right there!" And I took a look, maybe a-look-a-like, sure didn't sound like him. Hell, then Hendrix caught my eye. [instrumental bridge] [half-spoken] I said: "Excuse me, is this the mile-high-club?" Said: "I'd like to use me some of them points" [hook] Wanna cash them in Use the bling-bling-BLING Golden ticket outta'here "outta'where?" Outta'here! [Verse] Sippin' his wine Sleek little smile Guitar so divine Or so I've heard Kurt shook his head and proceeded to speak [bridge] "No place, for you here, no place… Something in the way" Then put a finger to the temple I closed my eyes. [Intense] [outro] It occured - time had run me by, No short of yearly disguise And so I'm thirty-seven Not the Mile-High Not my time for heaven. [Instrumental outro]
