Mmm… bamboo crunchin’, sun be warmin’ my fat ass… I lay here all day, belly up to the sky Watchin’ panda ladies roll slowly by One got stripes, one got that fluffy behind I just chew and grin, life is kind Eat → sleep → shit → repeat That’s the code, can’t be beat But then… You make my panda wanna POP! New girl sneakin’ through the bamboo top Mysterious eyes, sway in your walk Heart go boom-bam, panda wanna stalk You make my panda wanna POP-POP-POP! Damn, girl… you broke the lazy shop Other dames cute, yeah they fine But you different, mess with my mind I’d almost stand up… maybe tomorrow Right now I just stare and swallow You make my panda wanna POP! Fur so black, shine like a secret drop One wink from you, I forget how to nap Lazy heart racin’, caught in your trap You make my panda wanna POP-POP-POP! Grrrr… love every lady in this green haze But you? You the bamboo blaze I might… roll over… chase you a bit Okay maybe not – but damn, that’s it You make my panda wanna POP! One special girl, yeah you hit the spot Still eatin’, still nappin’, still king of the hill But for you, babe… I got that extra chill thrill You make my panda wanna… POP-POP-POP-POP! …Back to bamboo. Zzz… you win, mystery queen
