Gavin's Not a Pirate But the Kilt's Still There

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[Pre-Chorus]
We burned spreadsheets, we fixed the lore,
This is not what we planned before.
The myths were wrong, the truth’s a riot—
Nobody warned us they’d be like this.

[Chorus]
Gavin’s not a pirate, but the kilt’s still there,
Two men in love without a care.
Klaus doesn’t brood—he commits to bits.
Laughing while he ruins myths.
Storm lord, wolf dad, who knows how old,
Living their truth, breaking the mold.
They’re holding hands, it’s not a phase,
History blinked and missed a page.
Gavin’s not a pirate, and that’s alright—
They’re real, they’re worse, and we’re delighted.

[Verse 2]
We thought brooding, we thought doom,
We got bad puns in every room.
Loved by priests, the rainbow sings,
Still laughs too hard at stupid things.
He ruled the dark, the snow, went off,
Now he heckles nations from his Hof.
If this is what the legends hid,
We owe some edits—yeah, we did.

[Pre-Chorus]
We feared the night, we feared the bite,
Turns out he’s loud and mostly right.
If this is truth beneath the myth,
We’re fine admitting we missed it.

[Chorus]
Gavin’s not a pirate, but the kilt’s still there,
A purple flash- “oh yes, he dares.”
No cannon fire, no cursed sea,
Just gold Humvees and domestic peace.
They kiss like fate forgot its cue,
Like history sighed and let them through.
Gavin’s not a pirate, and that’s okay—
They’re real, they’re worse, and here to stay.

[Bridge - Half-Time / Spoken]
Official fandom statement:
We apologize for the brooding edits.
Also—
Thank you for keeping the kilt.
Please continue.

[Final Chorus]
Gavin’s not a pirate, but the kilt’s still there,
Rewrite the tags, we’re past repair.
Immortal wolf, Scottish man,
Soft-launch love we didn’t plan.
We shipped a myth, we got the truth,
And somehow this is better proof.
Gavin’s not a pirate—and we’re fine,
Because he chose him. Every time.

[Spoken Outro]
Pinned comment:
“We weren’t wrong.
We were early.”

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[Verse 1] Okay, so—turns out they’re real, Headline shock, collective squeal. Ancient wolf, Nachzehrer’s might, Klaus is proud, his grin is bright. And Gavin’s Scottish, suit and tie, No ship, no sails—we won’t deny. But once in a while, bless our luck, The purple kilt still shows up. [Pre-Chorus] We burned spreadsheets, we fixed the lore, This is not what we planned before. The myths were wrong, the truth’s a riot— Nobody warned us they’d be like this. [Chorus] Gavin’s not a pirate, but the kilt’s still there, Two men in love without a care. Klaus doesn’t brood—he commits to bits. Laughing while he ruins myths. Storm lord, wolf dad, who knows how old, Living their truth, breaking the mold. They’re holding hands, it’s not a phase, History blinked and missed a page. Gavin’s not a pirate, and that’s alright— They’re real, they’re worse, and we’re delighted. [Verse 2] We thought brooding, we thought doom, We got bad puns in every room. Loved by priests, the rainbow sings, Still laughs too hard at stupid things. He ruled the dark, the snow, went off, Now he heckles nations from his Hof. If this is what the legends hid, We owe some edits—yeah, we did. [Pre-Chorus] We feared the night, we feared the bite, Turns out he’s loud and mostly right. If this is truth beneath the myth, We’re fine admitting we missed it. [Chorus] Gavin’s not a pirate, but the kilt’s still there, A purple flash- “oh yes, he dares.” No cannon fire, no cursed sea, Just gold Humvees and domestic peace. They kiss like fate forgot its cue, Like history sighed and let them through. Gavin’s not a pirate, and that’s okay— They’re real, they’re worse, and here to stay. [Bridge - Half-Time / Spoken] Official fandom statement: We apologize for the brooding edits. Also— Thank you for keeping the kilt. Please continue. [Final Chorus] Gavin’s not a pirate, but the kilt’s still there, Rewrite the tags, we’re past repair. Immortal wolf, Scottish man, Soft-launch love we didn’t plan. We shipped a myth, we got the truth, And somehow this is better proof. Gavin’s not a pirate—and we’re fine, Because he chose him. Every time. [Spoken Outro] Pinned comment: “We weren’t wrong. We were early.”

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