(Verse 1) Step up to the tee, I’m ready to go, Putters in hand, and I’m stealing the show. Co-workers talk, but they don’t know the score, I’m here to dominate, and I’m ready for war. Got my eye on the prize, no time for a miss, Mini golf’s the battlefield, I’m clenching my fists. Windmill spins, the hole’s in sight, But I’m focused, locked in, ready to fight. (Chorus) It’s cutthroat, on the green, no mercy here, I’m taking every shot with ice-cold fear. Competitors? Nah, they’re just in my way, When it comes to mini golf, I don’t play. (Verse 2) First hole’s a joke, I sink it in one, Coworkers sweating, but I’m just having fun. They’re lining up, shaking, trying to stay cool, But in this game, I’m the king, they’re just fools. Obstacle course? No sweat, I breeze through, Loop-de-loops, crazy angles, nothing I can’t do. Bank shots, curves, I’m flexing my skill, Every hole I conquer gives me more of a thrill. (Chorus) It’s cutthroat, on the green, no mercy here, I’m taking every shot with ice-cold fear. Competitors? Nah, they’re just in my way, When it comes to mini golf, I don’t play. (Bridge) They’re trying to psych me, with their trash talk, But I’m laser-focused, watching every walk. Final hole’s up, it’s the big showdown, Winner takes all, and I’m claiming the crown. (Verse 3) My coworker swings, misses by a mile, I’m up next, with a confident smile. Tap the ball, it’s a perfect glide, Right in the cup, now watch them hide. Victory dance, I’m the champ of the day, Mini golf king, I’m here to stay. Co-workers groan, but they know it’s true, When it comes to this game, I always come through. (Chorus) It’s cutthroat, on the green, no mercy here, I’m taking every shot with ice-cold fear. Competitors? Nah, they’re just in my way, When it comes to mini golf, I don’t play. (Outro) So next time you think you can beat me at this, Just remember who’s the king, and don’t dismiss. I’m the mini golf master, the top of the chart, Taking down the competition, hole by hole, part by part.
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