[Verse] Cookies and milk by the firelight Santa indulged in every bite Candy canes and gingerbread too Reindeers knew what they had to do [Chorus] Santa can't fit down the chimney, tonight Too many sweets made his suit, too tight Reindeers pull him hard with all their might But damnit Santa's just too fat tonight [Verse 2] Peppermint bark and egg-nog sips Santa's got crumbs on his red lips Pies and cakes stacked to the sky Reindeers whispered "Oh my my" [Chorus] Santa can't fit down the chimney tonight Too many sweets made his suit too tight Reindeers pull him hard with all their might But damnit Santa is fat A-F tonight [Bridge] He tried to wiggle He tried to squeeze But all the sugar brought him to his knees Mrs. Claus warned him to take better care But he just couldn’t resist ,those cookies there [Chorus] Santa can't fit down the chimney tonight Too many sweets made his suit to damn tight Reindeers pull him harder with all their might But damnit Santa ,sure is fat tonight
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