[The Internet Light] [Original Lyrics by M.J. & R.C.E. (NO AI LYRICS)] [© Copyright 2025: https://suno.com/@westcoastbrothersstrange] [Audio/vocals by SunoAI: https://www.suno.com] [What if the internet light just went out?] [Verse] Imagine that on a future day... The internet light just goes away... Picture the chaos that would ensue... No one would know what the hell to do..! People would be losing their minds!!! What would they do with their spare time? [Chorus] The Left and the Right. Always in a fight. But this time, they'll have to unite. Because someone turned off..... The Internet light!! (The Internet Light) [Verse] Can you fathom it never coming back? Everyone losing all their on-line crack? No more endless staring at phones. Far less people locked in their homes. No more playing all their online games. No more hiding behind their screen names. [Chorus] The Left and the Right. Always in a fight. But this time, they'll have to unite. Because someone turned off..... The Internet light!! (The Internet Light) [Verse] They'd have to return to in-person work... and put up with some narcissistic jerk! They would have to go out to pick up tricks... to get attention for their jiggle sticks! If all that they have are empty screens... How would they check out the latest memes? [Chorus] The Left and the Right. Always in a fight. But this time, they'll have to unite. Because someone turned off..... The Internet light!! (The Internet Light) [Verse] No more surfing all the web pages.. They would be in the tech dark ages! They would have to go and stand in line! and deal with strange humans all the time! They might have to use some real life skills. And not just rely on cyber thrills!! [Chorus] The Left and the Right. Always in a fight. But this time, they'll have to unite. Because someone turned off..... The Internet light!! (The Internet Light) [Bridge] If they want to sit on their bums.. Inside their run down toxic slums.. Streaming TV all alone.. All while sexting on their phone... They would need to come up with a plan.. To make the Internet great again!! [Verse 5] They'd have to set aside... All of their foolish pride! They would have to focus on.. What they all have in common! So if and when they manage to unite... They could reboot the internet light!!! [Final Chorus] The Left and the Right. Always in a fight. But this time, they'll have to unite. Because someone turned off..... The Internet light!! (The Internet Light)
