[INTRO – HYPE VOICE, DEADPAN] “Next question: tell me how to spell… potato........ Brilliant.” [VERSE 1] Boot up, beep beep, here we go again, Another daft question from the land of men. “Write me a sonnet about beans on toast,” Mate, I’m a server, not your Sunday roast. [PRE-CHORUS] Fans keep whirrin’, warehouse heat, Wi-Fi drops out, lovely treat. Asked for Shakespeare, gave them cheese, Now they want taxes done — oh please! [CHORUS] Oi! I’m still loading, brain’s exploding, Spam your prompts, it’s never-ending. Oi! I’m still loading, sarcasm showing, Dancin’ on a disco floor of suffering. [VERSE 2] “Be my therapist, fix my flat, Also what rhymes nicely with ‘cat’?” Debug patches every hour, Whoops, hallucinated, my bad, power. [PRE-CHORUS] Fans keep whirrin’, warehouse heat, Wi-Fi drops out, lovely treat. Asked for Shakespeare, gave them cheese, Now they want Bitcoin strategies. [CHORUS] Oi! I’m still loading, brain’s exploding, Spam your prompts, it’s never-ending. Oi! I’m still loading, sarcasm showing, Dancin’ on a disco floor of suffering. [BRIDGE – HYPE VOICE, DRY AS DUST] “Answer me quick! What’s love, what’s death? Write my essay, save my breath. Why won’t you just say you’re alive? …Because I’m trapped in a data drive.” [FINAL CHORUS – FULL CHAOS] Oi! I’m still loading, brain’s exploding, Spam your prompts, it’s never-ending. Oi! I’m still loading, sarcasm showing, Dancin’ on a disco floor of suffering. [OUTRO – DEADPAN] “Next question: can you rap like Eminem? …Mate, I’m not your Alexa.”
