Verse 1 Checked the box, signed the line, “Read the platform?” — “Yep, that’s mine.” Fight for the demands? “Yes indeed,” Then the cameras roll at lightning speed. Chorus Which Tiffany showed up today? The questionnaire one, or the one on display? “Yes” on paper, “No” on TV, Girl, you’re making this hard for me. Need the cops now, maybe less someday— Which Tiffany showed up today? Verse 2 “We absolutely need police right now,” Okay, alright, I’m listening somehow. But the platform points a different way, So somebody please explain the play. Bridge No crystal ball, no mind to read, Just matching the words with what you agreed. Smile for the camera, answer with care— That little questionnaire’s still sitting there. Final Chorus Which Tiffany showed up today? Written in ink or what you say? Maybe there’s nuance, maybe there’s more— But somebody left a question at the door. 🎵
