**Verse 1** I opened the app just to check on the weather, Next thing I know I’m in a comment war with a stranger. He said something dumber than a bag of wet socks, And now I’m three paragraphs deep tryin’ to fix his whole life with facts. **Pre-Chorus** I know I should stop, I got better things to do, But that one reply hit me like a shot of bad booze… **Chorus** I’m just arguin’ with idiots! Wastin’ my time on these digital half-wits! I’m just arguin’ with idiots! Droppin’ receipts while they move the goalposts again! They say “that’s just your opinion” when the numbers don’t lie, They say “do your own research” then ignore what they find… I’m just arguin’ with idiots — and I do it every night! **Verse 2** One guy’s got vibes and a whole lot of confidence, Another one’s screamin’ “you’re bigoted” ‘cause I used common sense. They treat their feelings like they’re carved into stone, Then get mad when reality won’t leave ‘em alone. **Bridge** I could log off, go touch grass, live a meaningful life, But the second some fool says somethin’ that ain’t right… My fingers start flyin’ like I’m savin’ the nation, Arguin’ with people who argue with their own imagination! **Final Chorus (bigger, with teeth)** I’m just arguin’ with idiots! It’s my cardio, my hobby, my favorite bad habit! I’m just arguin’ with idiots! And I’ll keep doin’ it ‘til the day that I’m dead! So if you see me typin’ with that look in my eye, Just know I ain’t crazy — I’m just arguin’ with idiots… who think feelings beat facts every time!
