[Intro] Billy! Billy! Billy! Yo, Billy— I got a question... Can I get some diamonds? [Verse 1] Billy went live, two people in chat One said “hello,” one said “WHERE MY DIAMONDS AT?” Game shut down, servers disappeared Hasn’t been playable in like five damn years Billy’s playing PUBG, trying to survive Chat says “DIAMONDS!” the second he goes live “Bro, add me!” “Bro, gift me!” “Billy, please!” Creative Destruction is R.I.P. [Pre-Chorus] Billy says, “THE GAME IS GONE!” Chat says, “Okay... but can I get some diamonds though?” [Chorus] BILLY, GIVE ME DIAMONDS! GIVE ME, GIVE ME DIAMONDS! Game don’t work, Servers offline— BILLY, GIVE ME DIAMONDS! Billy, Billy, hook me up! Ten thousand ain’t enough! Creative Destruction died long ago— BUT WHERE MY DIAMONDS, BRO?! [Verse 2] Billy could be streaming Pokémon Go Some kid joins chat like, “Yo yo yo— Remember me from 2019? You said you’d give me diamonds, Billy!” Billy says, “WHO ARE YOU?” Kid says, “You know me!” Username: XxFreeDiamondsPleaseXx03 “Can you gift my cousin?” “Can you gift my friend?” “Can you gift my second account?” “Can you gift all ten?” BILLY— [Chorus] GIVE ME DIAMONDS! GIVE ME, GIVE ME DIAMONDS! Game got deleted, Company moved on— CHAT STILL WANTS THEM DIAMONDS! Billy, Billy, hook me up! A million ain’t enough! Creative Destruction’s buried below— BUT WHERE MY DIAMONDS, BRO?! [Bridge] Servers: gone. Website: gone. Game: gone. Players: gone. Billy turns on the stream... CHAT: “DIAMONDS?” Billy: “THERE ARE NO DIAMONDS!” Chat: “Okay, okay... ...when giveaway?” [Final Chorus] BILLY, GIVE ME DIAMONDS! GIVE ME, GIVE ME DIAMONDS! End of the world, Internet gone— SOMEONE STILL ASKING FOR DIAMONDS! Billy’s ninety, streaming from home, Chat rolls in with the same old song— “Hey Billy, remember me, bro?” “Creative Destruction diamonds?” Billy: “NOOOOOOOOO!” [Outro] Give me diamonds... Give me diamonds... Billy, please... Game’s been dead since forever... ...so when’s the giveaway?
