Quarantine Zombies

There’s forums online where folks debate, how to survive if zombies escalate. They say it’s bites that turn you green, or zombie blood that’s super mean. But here’s the catch – it’s plain to see, that zombie blood don’t last, you see. Their skin just sloughs off, rot and grim, no blood to spare – it’s all a myth! So if you lock ‘em up for months, no blood, no teeth – just bones and stench. They’ll be too weak to take a bite, just drool and moan – what a sad sight! Oh, quarantine those zombies tight, three months or six – just hold them right. No blood, no teeth, no way to harm, just cold zombie kisses – keep ‘em calm! (They’re just like us – they need some love, but without the teeth, it’s all a shove!) No blood to spread, no jaws to clamp, just bones that rattle, joints that damp. They’ll wander round in sad despair, but hey – at least they won’t eat your hair! So if the world should go to pot, and zombies rise – just tie the knot. Lock ‘em up and wait it out, no blood, no teeth – they’ll pout, no doubt! Oh, quarantine those zombies tight, three months or six – just hold them right. No blood, no teeth, no way to harm, just cold zombie kisses – keep ‘em calm! (They’re just like us – they need some love, but without the teeth, it’s all a shove!) So if I’m wrong, just wait and see, we’ll chat after the apocalypse – just you and me! But till then, brush your teeth, my friend, ‘cause zombies hate when breath offends!