(Intro - The sound of jingle bells is abruptly replaced by a massive 808 bass hit and a sharp, driving drum beat. A fast, twangy banjo loop plays over the rhythm.) (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) (Spoken, quick, excited voice with a Southern drawl): Yeah. Forget the quiet night. We got the bass cranked up for the big boss. (Verse 1 - The Setup) (Cm) Check the tracker, man, the big man is rollin' in hot and fast (Ab) This ain't no slow sleigh ride, this is a worldwide dash that will last all night (Eb) Got the milk and cookies set out, gotta play the game by the book and the rule (Bb) But the windows are shaking from the bass, making the whole damn house feel cool and full of hype. (Cm) They say he's silent, they say he's sneaky and soft on the roof (Ab) Nah, man, he got the 808s bumping, giving us the undeniable proof (Eb) I hear the jingle bells mixed with the thumpin' of the speaker in the sky (Bb) Gotta lock the doors down, gotta watch him roll by with a look in my eye! (Cm) We got the lights on the barn, got the truck tires clean and shiny and nice (Ab) Gotta show the North Pole boss we got the Southern hospitality and the spice (Eb) Forget the silent night, this is a celebration, a holiday surge and a peak (Bb) THE RED SUIT IS ROLLIN'! HE'S COMIN' TO SPEAK! (Pre-Chorus - The acoustic guitar strumming gets aggressive. The banjo riff accelerates. The vocal rises with excited melody.) (Ab) Better be asleep, better be pretending you're not looking at all (Eb) But I got the thermal camera pointed at the roof for the fall of the hero (Bb) The beat's too loud, man, the excitement is taking control of my feet (Cm) SANTA'S COMIN' TO TOWN! AND HE CAN'T BE BEAT! (Chorus - Maximum vocal intensity. The 808 bass drops hard and heavy. The Country melody is dominant and extremely catchy.) (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) (SUNG/SHOUTED): 808 SLEIGH RIDE! Yeah, the big man's rollin' in low and slow! (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) HE'S COMING TO TOWN! We got the amplified Christmas glow! (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) RED SUIT ROLLIN'! Yeah, he's bringing the gifts and the vibe to the crib! (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) MERRY CHRISTMAS! This is the biggest holiday quib that I have! (Verse 2 - The Drop-Off) (Cm) Heard a clatter on the roof that definitely wasn't just a deer and a sleigh (Ab) Sounded more like a landing with hydraulics and a massive 808 display! (Eb) Gotta play it cool, gotta keep the eyes closed and the breathing real slow (Bb) But the beat is vibrating through the walls, letting everybody know that he's here! (Cm) That dude's a professional, man, he moves with a surgical speed and grace (Ab) Filling up the stocking, leaving presents in the right damn place (Eb) He sees you when you're sleeping, yeah, but he hears you when you drop that bass line low (Bb) The ultimate hustle, the ultimate flow, the ultimate Christmas show! (Breakdown - The music slams into a slow, heavy rhythm. The 808 is distorted and sustained. A sample of "Ho ho ho" is played over the top.) (Ab) (Growled): MERRY CHRISTMAS! (Eb) (Sampled voice): Ho! Ho! Ho! (Bb) (Growled): SANTA CLAUSE! (Cm) (Rhythm Shout): HE'S HERE! (The music slams back into speed) (Chorus - Final, overwhelming, brutal assault. Maximum vocal and instrumental intensity.) (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) (SUNG/SHOUTED): 808 SLEIGH RIDE! Yeah, the big man's rollin' in low and slow! (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) HE'S COMING TO TOWN! We got the amplified Christmas glow! (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) RED SUIT ROLLIN'! Yeah, he's bringing the gifts and the vibe to the crib! (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) MERRY CHRISTMAS! This is the biggest holiday quib that I have! (Outro - The beat continues at full speed, accelerating and fading out into the sound of heavy sleigh bells and a final, massive 808 drop.) (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) (YELLED): SANTA! MERRY CHRISTMAS! (Cm) (Ab) (Eb) (Bb) (Final Jingle Bells and 808 hit.)
