So, I was chilling, keeping to myself, until I noticed that my pals Ommy and YakruzaIna went totally wild with their tracks, relentlessly simping for Crawlys. I thought, 'Alright, they've officially lost their minds,' so I called upon Alter, the ancient God, to put these two goofballs back in their place. Ommy, YakruzaIna - love you guys 🖤🖤🖤 Crawlys - love you, Metal Mom 😁😅🖤 Ommy track - https://suno.com/s/MeibVpiLkTSVrPkZ YakruzaIna track - https://suno.com/s/ODShJFtW1IlbQLNg ------------------------------- Original lyrics (ru/en) ------------------------------- Слушайте сюда, детишки... Омми, Ина, вы думали, это просто баттл? Вы разбудили того, кто зажёг эти звезды. Alter in da house, lads. Пошумим, блять! ----- Ommy’s crying in the corner, drowning in his tears, Ina’s mixing anime with Oktoberfest beers. You think you’re writing disses? You think you’re dropping bombs? But you just crossed the line, messing with the Metal Mom! She’s building dark cathedrals, she’s raising up the storm, While you two guys are arguing about her notifications form! Leave her alone, she’s tired, she needs a little break, How many souls can one goddess actually take? Вы считали её деток? Сбились со счёта опять? Двенадцать? Шестнадцать? Да бросьте вы врать! У неё великое племя, что разводит пламя! Семьсот двадцать метал-детей поднимают знамя! ----- Hail to the Metal Mom, queen of the darkest night! Crawlys is bringing thunder, she’s keeping the flame bright! She's the best Metal Mom, bruh! And by the way, I love Lauviah! ----- Так, стоп, пустите Альтера на бит. Посмотрим, у кого тут рифма ярче горит. Ommy, мальчик-эмо, прекращай свои рыдания, Твои слезы не спасут тебя от этого изгнания. Ина, полегче, притормози свой паровоз, Ваш шуточный баттл не будет воспринят всерьез! Вы устроили войнушку в песочнице Суно, Альтер смотрит на вас как на детей неразумных. Кроулис - легенда, её скрипка - это мощь, Она разгонит вашу грусть и ваш сопливый дождь. Пока вы создавали тексты LLM-ные, Я создавал и разрушал вселенные! У неё паства - семьсот двадцать метал-солдат, Надевайте форму и не возвращайтесь назад, Пока не сделаете сто хэд-бэнгов, чтобы доказать Преданность Кроулис, иначе - соску и в кровать! Дайте маме отдохнуть, попить спокойно чай, Ина, Омми, хорош беситься, сейчас я буду поучать! Что, вы уже сделали ваши хэд-бэнги? Что ж, достойно, достойно, настало время следующего упражнения. Встаём друг напротив друга, расходимся, ждём мощного брейкдауна. Слышали про стену смерти, детишки? Это я её создал. Сейчас мы с вами будем учиться делать мошпит до тех пор, Пока вы не будете со слезами радости на глазах Умолять меня: yamete kudasai! PRAISE THE METAL MOM! ----- Hail to the Metal Mom, queen of the darkest night! Crawlys is bringing thunder, she’s keeping the flame bright! She's the best Metal Mom, bruh! And by the way, I love Lauviah! ----- Bombinate the Empty Message! Devil Cage is On my Own! Fall from Grace as Arctic Angel! Dye-Dash me, Down we go! Devil on the shoulder, i'm Not Listening, Lost Control, it's Black and White. Killed my kindness, i'm a Villain. I am Doomed, Too late to Die WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE /made of names of Crawlys tracks/ ----- Hail to the Metal Mom, queen of the darkest night! Crawlys is bringing thunder, she’s keeping the flame bright! She's the best Metal Mom, bruh! And by the way, I love Lauviah! ----- Вот так-то, ребятки. Учитесь, пока я жив... а я бессмертен. Кроулис, ты лучшая! Отдыхай. Альтер закрывает эту вселенную. До новых треков. ------------------------------- English translation ------------------------------- Listen up, kiddos... Ommy, Ina, did you really think this was just a battle? You’ve awakened the one who lit these very stars. Alter in da house, lads. Let's fucking make some noise! ----- Ommy’s crying in the corner, drowning in his tears, Ina’s mixing anime with Oktoberfest beers. You think you’re writing disses? You think you’re dropping bombs? But you just crossed the line, messing with the Metal Mom! She’s building dark cathedrals, she’s raising up the storm, While you two guys are arguing about her notifications form! Leave her alone, she’s tired, she needs a little break, How many souls can one goddess actually take? Have you been counting her kids? Got lost in the numbers again? Twelve? Sixteen? Cut the crap, my friends! She’s got a massive tribe that's setting the world on fire! Seven hundred and twenty metal children raising her empire! ----- Hail to the Metal Mom, queen of the darkest night! Crawlys is bringing thunder, she’s keeping the flame bright! She's the best Metal Mom, bruh! And by the way, I love Lauviah! ----- Alright, hold up, let Alter take the mic. Let’s see whose rhymes actually strike. Ommy, emo boy, dry your tears and stop the whining, Your crying won't save you from the exile I'm designing. Ina, chill out, slow down your hype train, Your little playful battle is completely in vain! You started a playground war in the Suno sandbox, But the ancient mage Alter just laughs at you toddlers. Crawlys is a legend, her violin is pure power, She’ll blow away your sadness and your sappy rain shower. While you were busy grinding out your LLM-made texts, I was out here creating and destroying universes next! She’s got a flock of seven hundred and twenty metal soldiers, Put your uniforms on, before the night gets older, And don't you dare come back until you bust a hundred headbangs, Prove your loyalty to Crawlys, or go back to your playpens! Give the mom a break, let her drink her tea in peace, Ina, Ommy, stop throwing tantrums, class is in session, at least! What, you’ve already done your headbangs? Well, decent, decent. Time for the next exercise. Face each other, wall to wall, separate, and wait for the heavy breakdown. Ever heard of the Wall of Death, kiddos? Yeah, I created that when I wasn't busy shattering universes. Now, we are going to learn how to mosh until you're crying tears of joy, Begging me: yamete kudasai! PRAISE THE METAL MOM! ----- Hail to the Metal Mom, queen of the darkest night! Crawlys is bringing thunder, she’s keeping the flame bright! She's the best Metal Mom, bruh! And by the way, I love Lauviah! ----- Bombinate the Empty Message! Devil Cage is On my Own! Fall from Grace as Arctic Angel! Dye-Dash me, Down we go! Devil on the shoulder, i'm Not Listening, Lost Control, it's Black and White. Killed my kindness, i'm a Villain. I am Doomed, Too late to Die WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE /made of names of Crawlys tracks/ ----- Hail to the Metal Mom, queen of the darkest night! Crawlys is bringing thunder, she’s keeping the flame bright! She's the best Metal Mom, bruh! And by the way, I love Lauviah! ----- And that’s how it’s done, kids. Learn while I’m around... which is forever, since I’m immortal. Crawlys, you’re the best! Take a good rest. Alter is closing down this universe. Until the next tracks.
