Verse 1 I used to wear a corset and a tiny gothic skirt, Now I’m busting through the buttons of a custom XXL shirt. When I walk into headquarters, the floorboards start to crack, Ryuk is throwing tantrums 'cause I ate his midnight snack! The task force had to reinforce the hinges on my chair, And my double chin is hiding all my bleach-blonde flowing hair. L is staring at the cameras, completely horrified, "How did she eat a whole buffet and ask for more inside?!" Pre-Chorus 1 Shinigami eyes? More like super-size! I traded half my lifespan for a giant plate of fries. Kira's got a brand-new master plan, hiding his precious notebook 'neath a pizza pan! Chorus Make way for Fat Misa on the glowing screen! I'm the ultimate distraction, Kira's heavy-duty queen, The biggest, hungriest idol that Japan has ever seen, Fat Misa clears the way so that the New World God can win! FAT MISA-MISA Verse 2 L is eating strawberry cake to fuel his massive brain, But I just drank a hundred gallons of a sugar rain. I tried to do a photo shoot but broke the camera lens, My belly button swallowed up a dozen fountain pens! He's squinting at the monitor, his logic going numb, "A ninety-pound increase a week? Where did it come from?!" He completely forgot Kira, he's obsessed with my BMI, Drawing charts and diagrams while the criminals just die! Pre-Chorus 2 Shinigami lies? Look at my new size! I traded half my life for a mountain of meat pies. The God of the New World has a greasy backup plan, hiding extra pages in a heavy frying pan! Chorus Make way for Fat Misa on the glowing screen! I'm the ultimate distraction, Kira's heavy-duty queen, The biggest, hungriest idol that Japan has ever seen, Fat Misa clears the way so that the New World God can win! L walks right up to measure me, his tape is stretching out, "Your calorie consumption is a scientific doubt!" I text his glowing name to Light to finalize the game, Cause of death: An accidental squish to end his fame! Oh no, I lost my balance! Oops, I took a little trip! I fell on top of Ryuzaki while reaching for a chip! FAT MISA-MISA (Background Light yells: "I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!") Sorry L, you're flatter than a mat, and now you're falling flat, Who knew the God of the New World would win 'cause I got fat?! Chorus Make way for Fat Misa on the glowing screen! I'm the ultimate distraction, Kira's heavy-duty queen, The biggest, hungriest idol that Japan has ever seen, Fat Misa clears the way so that the New World God can win! FAT MISA-MISA FAT MISA-MISA
