Have Yourself an Adequate Little Thanksgiving

On a Thursday at the end of November, There is no real set calendar day. We gather as Family for one great big MEAL! The family is praying that we won't have Left Wing Aunt Becky Meltdown in tears AGAIN this year. We're all standing on egg shells just waiting for tears. (Chorus) Have yourself an Adequate little Thanksgiving Keep it boring and dull No political debates or Throwing of fists! Keep it boring and dull! Stuffing, potatoes, turkey, and cranberry sauce Just remember that Grandma's the Boss Please don't mention Trump, A.O.C., or Mandami Remember to be cordial and polite If Uncle Herbert brings up immigration policy Or some conspiracy nonsense JUST STAY POLITE! and (Chorus) Have yourself an Adequate little Thanksgiving Keep it boring and dull No political debates or Throwing of fists! Keep it boring and dull! Now we're all stuffed And we've kept it low-key Cousin Margaret's trans boyfriend, I mean girlfriend Didn't make a big scene Though you call she/her a HE (deep male voice) IT'S MA'AM!!! (normal male voice) Now this looks like a great time to leave! So say goodbye and lie That we should do this much more! Truthfully, you won't see any of them for another full year! HOORAY!! (chorus) Have yourself an Adequate little Thanksgiving Keep it boring and dull No political debates or Throwing of fists! Keep it boring and dull! KEEP IT BORING AND DULL!!! (instrumental finish and fade) Keep it boring and dull!