(Verse 1) Woke up this morning, looked out the window pane Thought it was a normal day, just a little bit of rain But something was different, something wasn't right A silhouette was falling, blocking out the light (Chorus) It's raining dildos, hallelujah, it's raining dildos Every size and color, from the sky, they're falling all over us It's raining dildos, a silicone-filled symphony A sudden storm of pleasure for you and for me (Verse 2) Saw one hit a puddle, a gentle, rubbery splash Another one bounced off a car with a satisfying dash The mailman's umbrella, it's doing a valiant fight But he's getting pummeled by a pink one, what a sight! (Chorus) It's raining dildos, hallelujah, it's raining dildos Every size and color, from the sky, they're falling all over us It's raining dildos, a silicone-filled symphony A sudden storm of pleasure for you and for me (Bridge) They're clattering on the rooftops, a rhythm so profound The weather forecast didn't mention this new kind of mound The news reporters are speechless, they don't know what to say As a purple one just landed and rolled down the highway (Chorus) It's raining dildos, hallelujah, it's raining dildos Every size and color, from the sky, they're falling all over us It's raining dildos, a silicone-filled symphony A sudden storm of pleasure for you and for me (Outro) So grab a bucket, grab a basket, let's collect the bounty 'Cause this is a phenomenon that's sweeping through the county The sun might come out later, but for now, let's just embrace The forecast for today, a smile on every face!
