[intro, talking, speech] So let me tell you a little story, It's about me and a dear friend of mine We'd promised that we were gonna play a game, but then.. It all went crashing down and... [Chorus] He lost his Wi-Fi It felt like a life time He lost his Wi-Fi How could this happen, it's not like it's nineteen seventy five! [verse] Drove home from work real fast So we could play at last Popcorn poppin Waited for him to drop in But then it vibrated in my pocket A message from my friend It said "FUCK FUCKING FUCK MY REAR END" Then I understood this was the bitter end [Chorus] He lost his Wi-Fi It felt like a life time He lost his Wi-Fi How could this happen, it's not like it's nineteen seventy five! [verse] I talked to him the day after We discussed the whole disaster He was upset, OH BOY was he upset and light up a cigarette His face turned red, with an angry voice and said "It was my girlfriend who forgot to pay the invoice" [Chorus] He lost his Wi-Fi Cause he had a shitty girlfriend He lost his Wi-Fi He's not with her anymore, this was the end
