Banana Hammock Disaster - Smoothest - Variant Repolish

[Verse 1] Sunburned nose Cheap motel pool We thought "spring break" Would be our getaway You cannonballed I held my drink Then the fabric snapped And time just… broke [Chorus] It was a banana hammock disaster Everybody saw it happen faster Than my hands could even move to save the day Phones out, laughter rolling after My dignity is floating in the spray And I’m praying that the internet forgets my name [Verse 2] Kids screamed "Ew!" Your aunt yelled "Lord!" (I yelled "Lord!") Lifeguard whistled Like it’s code red war Tried to play it cool Slip into the deep end But my cheeks were burnin' Front and back My friend [Bridge] It was a banana hammock disaster I said it was a banana hammock disaster I said it was a banana hammock disaster (oo-oo, oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo) I said it was a banana hammock disaster I said it was a banana hammock disaster (oo-oo, oo-oo, oo-oo-oo-oo) [low vocal register] Tag still on, size too small Gravity’s cruel, in swimwear brawls [gang vocals] We all fall down, we all slip up But some of us get memed as we do it [Chorus] It was a banana hammock disaster Everybody saw it happen faster Than my hands could even move to hide my shame Phones out, all I hear is laughter My reputation's gone and washed away And I’m praying that the internet forgets my name