[Verse 1] I’m the fastest guy in the funeral trade With a polished pine box and a sharp-edged spade But business is slow since old "Digger" McFee Started poaching my clients and charging no fee! He thinks he’s the king of the graveyard shift But I’m about to give his whole business a lift. I saw his slow hearse creeping down by the lake So I dropped it in gear for a daring overtake. [Chorus] Oh, I’m the Overtaking Undertaker, speeding down the lane Driving my competitors completely insane! I’ll jump a red light and I’ll skip every sign To make sure the body in that casket is mine! If you’re looking to go to the Great Beyond I’ll beat any rival with a wave of my wand. [Verse 2] He was hauling a Duke with a velvet-lined lid I took the sharp corner and started to skid I leaned out the window and shouted "Toodles!" While tossing out coupons for free funeral noodles! He tried to block me, he swerved to the right But my turbo-charged hearse is a terrifying sight. I cut him off short at the crematorium gate Sorry, McFee, but you’re ten minutes late! [Bridge] It’s a race to the finish, a dash to the dirt I’ll steal your customers, it won’t even hurt! I put "FLAME" decals on the side of the black And a "How’s My Driving?" sticker on the back. [Chorus] Yeah, I’m the Overtaking Undertaker, I’m first to the plot I’ll take the commissions that the other guy forgot! I’m hitting eighty-five in a thirty-mile zone To be the only reaper with a mobile phone! [Outro] So if you see a black Cadillac flying through town With a man in a top hat who’s acting the clown... Just pull to the curb and let me go past I’m the Undertaker who’s overtaking at last!
