[Intro] I wasn’t there well I was there but I left early [Verse 1] I didn’t take the picture that’s my thumb in the corner but somebody else had my phone I think there were six of us five six if you count the guy nobody knew we knew him his name was Matt might’ve been Mark doesn’t matter he brought ice [Verse 2] I remember the couch being red I’ve seen the picture it’s brown bad picture the couch was red we moved it against the window because somebody said we needed more room I said that actually I was against it I remember being very against it there’s a picture of me moving the couch context [Hook] that’s not how it happened that’s just how I remember it which is different apparently ask anybody just not anybody who was there [Verse 3] I wasn’t drinking I had a drink that’s not the same thing I had two one was mostly ice there’s no reason to count this closely anyway I beat everybody at beer pong except twice best of three we didn’t play best of three I would’ve won though historically [Verse 4] Marley liked everybody except Matt Mark whatever he barked once maybe twice not at him more in his direction which I thought was interesting dogs know things I don’t believe that but that night I did [Hook] that’s not how it happened that’s just how I remember it and I’ve been remembering it longer than it happened so at this point I feel like I should get a vote [Verse 5] you left at eleven eleven thirty I didn’t check eleven seventeen I remember because the microwave said it the microwave was four minutes fast so eleven thirteen unless we’d fixed it we hadn’t I don’t think this isn’t important [Fragment] you said “see you around” or “see you tomorrow” something with “see you” I’m almost positive [Verse 6] I didn’t know that was the last time obviously nobody knows that that’s why they call it the last time actually I don’t think that’s why forget that what I mean is I would’ve remembered something better the shirt the song what you said instead I remember somebody spilled salsa near the television and nobody cleaned it up [Bridge] I cleaned it up … no that’s definitely not true [Verse 7] the picture’s still on my phone brown couch six people five Marley looking somewhere off-camera me in the corner my thumb over the lens so I guess I did take it [Outro] I wasn’t there … that’s stupid of course I was I just don’t remember being me yet
