The Bohemians Aren't Very Good at a Rhapsody (Remastered)

A mixture of 70's rock, with an operatic section - male vocal

[Piano ballad]

[Verse 1]
Father, I just brought a corpse to life,
Pulled a bullet from his head with a sword, what a sight!
Father, life seemed done and dead,
But I’ve gone and forced it back instead.
Dadda, oooooohhhh,
Never meant to make you smile,
But I’ll be back in a little while.
So you’ll have to stop, you’ll have to stop,
Because, apparently, everything matters.

[Verse 2]
We’re early, it’s not time yet.
Sweat’s in my legs, but I feel no regret.
Hello, nobody—yes, I’m here to stay,
Gonna enjoy all the wonderful lies today.
Dadda, oooooohhh,
I feel like swimming, and I’m glad I had a birth,
An interesting, watery birth!

[Guitar solo]

[Opera section]
I’m blind, so I can’t see shadows of people,
Let’s dance on Strictly Come Dancing with no sequel!
Sunshine and bright skies, no fear in sight.
No fire, no fire, no fire tonight!
I’m just a rich guy, everyone loves me,
He’s just a rich guy, wait—eliminate me?!
Wait, what? That’s not what I said!
Well, so what? We’re changing it instead!
This makes no sense!
Rio, Rio, Rioooooo, Rioooooo!
Oh, Mario! Mario! Mario!
Arrest me, arrest me, throw me in jail!
No, we won’t.
Yes, you will.
No, we won’t.
Yes, you will.
No, we won’t!
Yes, we will, will, will, will, will, will, will!
So Satan has visions, especially for meeeeeee!

[Guitar solo]

[Verse 3]
So you think you can stay here and be so good,
So you think you can just smile and make me feel understood.
Oh, old man, we’re doing this,
No one is leaving, no one’s getting out of this!

[Guitar solo]
[slows down]

[Outro]
So just listen—
Everything really matters,
Everything matters to everyone else.
It’s not a very windy day today.

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[Intro – Choir] Are we living in a dream world, or stuck in reality? Freely floating away from fantasy, drowning in the sea. Close your eyes, look at the floor, and just listen. I’m a rich man, so show me some empathy. I’m a tricky go, a difficult arrive. Down very low, but stuck up high. It’s not very windy today, and somehow that’s important To him... and everyone else. [Piano ballad] [Verse 1] Father, I just brought a corpse to life, Pulled a bullet from his head with a sword, what a sight! Father, life seemed done and dead, But I’ve gone and forced it back instead. Dadda, oooooohhhh, Never meant to make you smile, But I’ll be back in a little while. So you’ll have to stop, you’ll have to stop, Because, apparently, everything matters. [Verse 2] We’re early, it’s not time yet. Sweat’s in my legs, but I feel no regret. Hello, nobody—yes, I’m here to stay, Gonna enjoy all the wonderful lies today. Dadda, oooooohhh, I feel like swimming, and I’m glad I had a birth, An interesting, watery birth! [Guitar solo] [Opera section] I’m blind, so I can’t see shadows of people, Let’s dance on Strictly Come Dancing with no sequel! Sunshine and bright skies, no fear in sight. No fire, no fire, no fire tonight! I’m just a rich guy, everyone loves me, He’s just a rich guy, wait—eliminate me?! Wait, what? That’s not what I said! Well, so what? We’re changing it instead! This makes no sense! Rio, Rio, Rioooooo, Rioooooo! Oh, Mario! Mario! Mario! Arrest me, arrest me, throw me in jail! No, we won’t. Yes, you will. No, we won’t. Yes, you will. No, we won’t! Yes, we will, will, will, will, will, will, will! So Satan has visions, especially for meeeeeee! [Guitar solo] [Verse 3] So you think you can stay here and be so good, So you think you can just smile and make me feel understood. Oh, old man, we’re doing this, No one is leaving, no one’s getting out of this! [Guitar solo] [slows down] [Outro] So just listen— Everything really matters, Everything matters to everyone else. It’s not a very windy day today.

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