Cold mean and greedy

She was cold mean and greedy Tatoo on her neck said no lady I met her last summer On the fourth of July She wasn’t to pretty But I gave her a try She came after me With a look in her eye I thought it was love What an awful surprize I gave her a kiss And asked her to dance She pulled off her shirt And took off her pants She bent over backwards Then walked like a crab I tried to get away It sure made her mad She was closer to ugly Than she was to prettty One eye was milky And the other was lazy The palms of her hands She was cold mean and greedy Tatoo on her neck said no lady I’d been walking for miles and drinking for days She was closer to ugly At night without lights Her hair was all matted Broken teath on her overbite