Gandalf, my old friend... I think I'm seeing Elves in the smoke rings. (chuckles) You haven't seen anything yet. (CHUCKLES) Pass the pipe. I was gonna take the Ring to Mordor, but then I got hi~gh [adlib: YEAH YEAH] I was gonna dodge the Nazgûl's sword, but then I got hi~gh [adlib: UH-HUH] Now I’m chillin' in the Shire, and I know why [adlib: WHY MAN?] 'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got hi~gh [adlib: LA-DA-DA-DA-DA] I was gonna shoot a hundred Orcs, but then I got hi~gh [adlib: PRETTY ELF] I was lookin' for the Uruk-hai, but then I got hi~gh [adlib: THEY TAKIN' THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!] Now I'm seein' colors in the sky, and I know why [adlib: WHY YOU SEEIN' THAT?] 'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got hi~gh Oh, the Orcs are marchin' to the gate (They marchin' to the gate) But the Old Toby tastes so great (It tastes so great) We're blowin' smoke rings in the sky And we're feelin' so fly [adlib: WHOA] I was gonna swing my heavy axe, but then I got hi~gh [adlib: NOT THE BEARD!] I was gonna win the drinkin' contest, but then I got hi~gh [adlib: THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE] Now I'm nappin' on a pile of gold, and I know why [adlib: WHY YOU SLEEPIN' DOG?] 'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got hi~gh I was gonna find the Cracks of Doom, but then I got hi~gh [adlib: FOOL OF A TOOK] I was gonna clean my hobbit room, but then I got hi~gh [adlib: SHO' NUFF] Now I'm snackin' on some lembas bread, and I know why [adlib: WHY YOU HUNGRY?] 'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got hi~gh The Eye is watchin' from the tower... [adlib: HEY YO SAURON] But we're vibin' in the flower... [adlib: WE CHILLIN'] [Guitar Solo | melodic response | blues scale | whammy bar] Oh, the Ring can wait another day (Wait another day) 'Cause we're driftin' far, far away (Far, far away) In the Westfold, where the clouds go by And we're feelin' so hi~gh [adlib: RAAAAH] Frodo... do you have any more of those honey cakes? I've got a salted pork... if you've got the leaf. A diversion! To the kitchen!
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