Florals For Spring (Groundbreaking)

[Verse 1] You walked in like a keynote Clicker in your hand Wild eyes Said "Babe I just changed history" It was… reorganizing files You paused Waiting for confetti from the sky I just stirred my coffee Watched your ego rise [Chorus] You said "Groundbreaking" Like you’d just split the earth in two But baby It’s florals for spring (again?) Cute But it’s nothing new You want parades Declarations Statues in some marble wing But all that you’re selling me Is florals for spring Groundbreaking [Verse 2] You drew up a “new” big vision Whiteboard full of pastel lies Called it “Never-seen-before-ism” It was last year Resized You practiced your TED-talk mirror smile Your “change the world” stare I’m in the back of the meeting Already seen this somewhere [Chorus] You said "Groundbreaking" Like you’d just split the earth in two But baby It’s florals for spring (so fresh… in 2002) You want fanfares Invitations To the genius inner ring But all that you’re selling me Is florals for spring Groundbreaking [Bridge] Look I love your little PowerPoints Your color-coded dreams But you’re pitching mild improvements Like they’ll rewrite all the schemes Still I’ll clap for your big moment Kiss your overconfident grin Say “Wow How did you think of that?” Then whisper as you spin— [Chorus] You said "Groundbreaking" Like you’d just split the earth in two But baby It’s florals for spring (adorable) Soft Predictable You You want headlines Declarations Your name on everything But all that you’re giving me Is florals for spring Yeah All that you’re giving me Is florals for spring Groundbreaking