This nig lookin' SAWAYAKA, this nig lookin' JITTORI, he's got mizuame in his jar, he's light on his geta, he's a Iil bit fruity, he plays for the ronin, he does nihon buyo in the courtyard, this nig kabuki, this nig makes matcha, this nig gonna coordinate yo tsuka wit yo saya and that shit gonna impress nobunaga! This nig lifts kimonos, this nig on the down low, this nig be a origami trader, this nig does ikebana, this nig packs chocolate mochi, he's a friend of Lady Kasuga, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves odori, he's of the Himiko sisterhood, he indulges in the Joseon vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in japanese polari, his favorite literature is The Tale of Genji, he's on the wrong jinrikisha, he bats for the secret emperor, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them if you catch my drift.