Tod MacGowan had a talk

[Instrumental Intro] [Instrumental Riff] Tod MacGowan had a talk, E-I-E-I-O And in that talk he had a chalk, E-I-E-I-O With a lack-lack here and a lack-lack there Here a lack, there a lack, everywhere a lack-lack [Instrumental Riff] Tod MacGowan had a phrase, E-I-E-I-O And for that phrase he got some praise, E-I-E-I-O With a gaze-gaze here and a gaze-gaze there Here a gaze, there a gaze, everywhere a gaze-gaze [Instrumental Riff] Tod MacGowan had a Mike, E-I-E-I-O And oh that Mike he had a psych, E-I-E-I-O With a fuck-fuck here and a fuck-fuck there Here a fuck, there a fuck, everywhere a fuck-fuck [Instrumental Riff] Tod MacGowan had a thrill, E-I-E-I-O And in that thrill he had some spill, E-I-E-I-O With a still-still here and a still-still there Here a still, there a still, everywhere a still-still [Instrumental Riff] Tod MacGowan had a fall, E-I-E-I-O And in that fall he got some call, E-I-E-I-O With a ball-ball here and a ball-ball there Here a ball, there a ball, everywhere a ball-ball [Instrumental Outro]