[Verse 1] In a wee town station, all painted and neat, the lads wore smiles but the files were cheap. Cups in the sink, and a crate in the stair, every locker had a secret that nobody'd dare. The sergeant said, "Ach, it's only a phase," but the cash went missin' in a dozen odd ways. [Pre-Chorus] Then up from the region, a chief with a stare, said, "Somethin' stinks here, and I'm sendin' her there." A woman in boots, with a hard steady eye, came sniffin' through lies like a dog on a pie. [Chorus] Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here Yer time is up, lads Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here She laughed, "Pack yer pride" Lady Justice is here [Verse 2] She checked the tea mugs, the coats, and the locks, found marked-up envelopes tucked under the clocks. The barman said, "Oh, that's just how they are," while three of the constables polished the car. One had a wad in his boot, one had coins in his glove, one swore on his mother it was all from above. [Pre-Chorus] She tapped on the ledger, she tapped on the wall, she tapped on the names and she tapped on them all. Then she smiled to the town, "Keep yer doors open wide, I'm takin' the lot for a wee bus ride." [Chorus] Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here Yer time is up, lads Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here She laughed, "Pack yer pride" Lady Justice is here [Bridge] Out came the pipes, out came the grin, the whole wee town watched as the cuffs clicked in. From the sergeant to the rookie, from the desk to the door, she lined them up tidy like sacks on the floor. [Final Chorus] Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here No more dirty tricks Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here She shut the book, said, "Lady Justice is here" Lady Justice is here Lady Justice is here Drag them to the jail Lady Justice is here
