Hey there Doja Cat, tell me where the hell you at. trust I never snitch or rat, no im not a bitch or brat, guard you with my baseball bat, so wont you give my head a pat, wrote a verse imagine that, let me lick your yoga mat, booty thick but never fat, hold on let me grab my hat, then go to the laundry mat, just to wash your dirty clothes, while Im flirting with some hoes, come home then ill suck your toes, put your booty on my nose, dress me up and make me pose, tell me how the story goes. oh isnt it so nice youre the Ice and still got Spice wrote a rap just for you twice, maybe this one makes it thrice, yeah im whiter than the rice, but girl your my favorite vice, give you a bone like it came from a skelly, while we fucking all up in the Deli, Ill give you some beef in that pork, while fucking all over new york, got honey but now i want jelly, while watching you up on the telly, wont you tell me what ever you see, but how do you know about Lucy? Not to be snoopy nor sad ass and droopy, but if your miss poopie then why you so loopie? Girl wont you come take me, then hurt me and break me, destroy and remake me, and then you can bake me get cooking together with lipstick and leather then sit on my face while im covered in lace. We' would be so good looking together, especially when were cooking together, come the rain or sunny weather, you can even change my name to Heather... Yeah I sure do love to see, the one and only CardiB, she’s so fine and she’s so free, if she’d only come see me, her ass is so damn fine, love to drink her up like wine, then I’d take her out to dine, she don’t have to say she’s mine, I would buy her fancy cars, even share my candy bars, maybe fly her ass to Mars, or just get lost in the stars, so I wrote this little verse, even bought her ass a purse, got me sweating from my pores, while she makes me do my chores, so dear Misses CardiB, won’t you come and play with me, cause your music sets me free, in your arms I wanna be, yeah the people say you’re weird, but so my stash and wizard beard, all I ever wanna do, is get lost dancing with you, you can treat me like a pup, I will always cheer you up, even share my magic cup, sure I’ll sign a damn pre nup… Yeah my dear and loving Nicki, won’t you hit me for a quickie, there no need to be so tricky, I got barz like Little Dicky, yeah the thing I wanna do, is just share my love it’s true, love to cuddle up with you, you can ride me till I’m blue, let you dress me in pink thongs, while we listen to your songs, I will never do no wrongs, while we smoking from our bongs, Never would I rob your purse, love to bless you with my verse, while we rolling in a hearse, call me sick I need a nurse, I just wanna taste your lips, while you ride up on my hips, hit the gym and do some dips, I’m all in so here’s my chips, as I place my final bet, that you haven’t seen me yet, got me caught up in your trap, I’m the bees so here’s my rap, girl you are a perfect ten, you be Barbie I’ll play Ken, I’m the rooster you’re the hen, gladly come just tell me when, well it seems my little song, is so surely getting long, so I’ll end it with a kiss, hope it brings you joy and bliss… I’m a wizard I’m a mage, check your comments check your page, yeah you all are super stars, so I wrote you all some barz, if it’s lame then sound the crickets, but please send my ass some tickets, and I’ll gladly come and bless you, but I’d love to sure undress you, doesn’t matter where you are, kinda near or hella far, you will always have my love, stand beside you not above, no one ever can replace you, but I’d sure love to embrace you, each of you is such a hottie, guess I’ll join illuminati, then I’ll sell my fucking soul, even if I burn like coal, say the fee I’ll pay the toll, just to take you on a stroll, here’s my final parting shot, see I’m surely not a bot, you’re all really fucking hot, please don’t treat me like a thot. Love and adoration with much joy and yes elation, and some quite contemplation, always and all ways, up until the end of days
