Let me introduce myself I’m the one you can’t count on Let me recuse myself I can’t help being this way I tell you one thing Then do another I promise some stuff I can’t deliver There’s always a road I can’t wander And honesty’s Just not my thunder Ay! Lyin cheatin robbin beatin That backstabbin bastard Fibbing scammin robbin beatin That backstabbin bastard Let me clue you in I’m gonna betray your sorry ass Let me screw you over I’m gonna take it all and never look back I’ll be the one thing You hate more than The one thing Your Uncle Bort did And everyone in the family will rage Sorry we just were not on the same page I’ll give you a tip just don’t associate with me See I’m a… Lyin cheatin robbin beatin Backstabbin bastard Fibbing scammin robbin beatin That backstabbin bastard So sue me if you were caught unawares By a Screwin usin abusin bruisin Backstabbin bastard So there ain’t no way to escape Not when my schemes come into play No, there ain’t no way to escape Take the L and let me on my way I’m a lyin cheatin robbin beatin Backstabbin bastard Fibbing scammin robbin beatin That backstabbin bastard So sue me if you were caught unawares By a Screwin usin abusin bruisin Backstabbin bastard Backstabbin bastard Backstabbin bastard Backstabbin bastard
