[Verse 1] One job to do on Turkey Day Lost track and time slipped away Now black smoke's pouring through the door From that bird I can't ignore! [Chorus] TURKEY'S CREMATED! (Hey! Hey!) Nothing left but charcoal now! FAMILY'S WAITING! (Hey! Hey!) Guess we're ordering takeout! [Verse 2] Woke up early to do this right Turkey in the oven, out of sight Set the timer, but got distracted, By a game I was quite attached to. [Chorus] TURKEY'S CREMATED! (Hey! Hey!) Nothing left but charcoal now! FAMILY'S WAITING! (Hey! Hey!) Guess we're ordering takeout! [Melodic Bridge] I let down my family (family) This Thanksgiving, we've no turkey (no turkey) We got mashed potatoes and gravy (gravy) But this Thanksgiving, we've no turkey (no turkey) I let down my family (family) This Thanksgiving, we've no turkey (no turkey) Green bean casserole and sauce cranberry (cranberry) But this Thanksgiving, we've no turkey (no turkey) [Chorus] TURKEY'S CREMATED! (Hey! Hey!) Nothing left but charcoal now! FAMILY'S WAITING! (Hey! Hey!) Guess we're ordering takeout! [Outro] Smoke detector's going crazy House is getting kinda hazy Fire truck is on the way I guess I ruined Turkey Day (I guess I ruined Turkey Day) "HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"
