We gathered around that Thanksgiving day To stuff our faces full of that delicious Poultry But we were stunned When the turkey wasn't done Why it got up and grabbed the stuffing bowl And then it ran out the door I gave chase And so did grandpa But that turkey could sure run Down the road it went We haven't seen it since (chorus) The Turkey ate my stuffing That's the only reason why I came Now I got nothing to eat Except Cranberry Sauce and Yams YUCK! Well we just heard on the news The turkey had stolen a car Went down the freeway Going over 80 miles per hour All the cops were called But that turkey was just too smart (Chorus) The Turkey ate my stuffing That's the only reason why I came Now I got nothing to eat Except Cranberry Sauce and Yams YUCK! It escaped the cops It fled the country Last we heard the turkey Was ironically in Turkey This isn't funny It made me so mad because (Chorus) The Turkey ate my stuffing That's the only reason why I came Now I got nothing to eat Except Cranberry Sauce and Yams YUCK! The years went by It had a decent life That turkey in Turkey Who stole my stuffing Recently I got a call The turkey said Allah al Akbar! It had converted to Islam It was gone And so was my stuffing (Chorus) The Turkey ate my stuffing That's the only reason why I came Now I got nothing to eat Except Cranberry Sauce and Yams YUCK! My stuffing is gone It's gone! My stuffing is really gone gone gone GONE!!!!
