What could go wrong

Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong Blow the lid off Cough on the foam Sticky ceiling Siren song If it doesn’t kill us It’s a brand new homebrew Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong If it doesn’t blind us We’ll call it strong Raise that bottle Hope it’s not a bomb Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong You showed up with a plastic pail Printed out a blog on sale "I watched a video We’re fine" Funnel on the floor Sticky spine Dust on every kitchen knife Cat hair floating in the light You said "Relax Just trust the yeast" I said "This how we wake the beast?" Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong Blow the lid off Cough on the foam Sticky ceiling Siren song If it doesn’t kill us It’s a brand new homebrew Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong If it doesn’t blind us We’ll call it strong Raise that bottle Hope it’s not a bomb Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong Sanitize the mason jar You dipped it once Said "good so far" Thermometer is cracked in half "That’s degrees in punk " you laugh Sugar storm on the stovetop red Boiling like my buzzing head You pitch the packet Miss the pot "I meant to do that"—sure you did Hotshot Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong Blow the lid off Cough on the foam Sticky ceiling Siren song If it doesn’t kill us It’s a brand new homebrew Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong If it doesn’t blind us We’ll call it strong Raise that bottle Hope it’s not a bomb Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong Day ten Open up the pail Smells like feet and grapefruit pale You take a swig Your face turns green "Screw it Slap a label Call it ‘Mean’" (hey!) Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong Blow the lid off Cough on the foam Sticky ceiling Siren song If it doesn’t kill us It’s a brand new homebrew Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong If it doesn’t blind us We’ll call it strong Raise that bottle Hope it’s not a bomb Let’s try to brew beer What could go wrong