There's a fire starting in my gut Reaching a fever pitch and it’s kicking my poor butt Finally, the bathroom’s crystal clear If I don’t make it in, then my end is very near See how I’m greased with every taco too Don’t underestimate the gas that I will spew There’s a fire starting in my gut Reaching a fever pitch and it’s bringing me to... "Gulp!" The scars of the spice remind me of rice They keep me thinkin’ that I should’ve checked the price The scars of the spice, they leave me breathless I can't help feeling... "Blub... blub... blub..." It’s roiling in the deep! (I shouldn’t have gone to that sketchy taco stand!) Roiling in the deep! "Squeak! Honk!" You had that hot sauce inside of your hand And you sprayed it on my meat! "Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee-hoo!" And it’s roiling in the deep! Buddy, I have a story to be told About a three-day-old burrito covered in some mold Think of me in the depths of your despair I’m locked inside the stall and I’m gasping for some air "Wheeeee-oouuuu!" Make a home down there, 'cause this stall sure won't be shared! "Honk! Honk!" (I’m really wishing that I never had that bean!) The scars of the spice, my face is turning green (Tears are gonna fall, I’m running out of steam!) The scars of the spice, they leave me breathless I can't help feeling... "Ugh!" It’s roiling in the deep! (I shouldn’t have gone to that sketchy taco stand!) Roiling in the deep! "Glug! Glug!" You had that hot sauce inside of your hand And you sprayed it on my meat! "Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!" It’s roiling in the deep! Could’ve had a salad! (Roiling in the deep!) You had that hot sauce inside of your hand But you played it with a... "Pop!" Throw my lunch through every open door! "Ooh-waa-ooh!" Count the Rolaids just to find what I’m looking for! "Quack!" Turn my heartburn into liquid gold! "Ooh-waa-ooh!" You’ll pay me back in Pepto for the story I have told! "Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee-hoo!" (You’re gonna wish you never gave me extra spice) It’s roiling in the deep! (Tears are gonna fall, think I’ll take advice) We could’ve had a burger, yeah! (You’re gonna wish the bathroom wasn’t occupied) It all, it all, it all... "Clunk! Splash!" It’s roiling in the deep! (I shouldn’t have gone to that sketchy taco stand!) Roiling in the deep! "Wheeeee-up!" You had that hot sauce inside of your hand And you sprayed it on my meat! It’s roiling! It’s roiling in the deep! (Pass the toilet seat!) You had that hot sauce inside of your hand But you sprayed it, you sprayed it, you sprayed it... You sprayed it on my meat! "Burp!" "Bong!"
