[Verse] Meta the Moderator, the one with the plan But he's got a problem, he can't withstand A horrible case of code brown, oh man! Running to the bathroom as fast as he can! [Verse 2] He's sittin' on the toilet, his head in his hands Trying to navigate through all the forum demands But his stomach's growling and he can't take a stand Oh Meta, oh Meta, we're with you, we understand! [Chorus] Diarrhea blues, Meta's gotta go Diarrhea blues, it's a punk rock show Diarrhea blues, we're here by your side Meta the Moderator, we're along for the ride!
