[Verse 1] We met her on the beach in Santorini She had a black horse and a gold bikini And we knew she was a goddess When she lifted up her dress To show the boys what we wanted to see [Chorus] And her eyes were bluer than Poseidon's With the wisdom of the great Athena's mind And she said she was Themis The goddess of law and justice And she said she could do justice on us three [Instrumental 1] [Verse 2] And I don't think we knew what she meant Until she started to undress But that black horse's long hair Transformed into his long black beard And we screamed "Please No justice on us three!" [Chorus] 'Cause his hands were bigger than the ocean With the grip of Hercules in every finger And he said he was Themis The goddess of law and justice And he said he could do justice on us three [Bridge] We knew that something was wrong When he started getting strong And we screamed "No Please!" And he said "Just trust in me" And we did And we regretted it immediately [Instrumental 2] [Chorus] 'Cause his mouth was bigger than the ocean With the force of Hercules in every kiss And he said he was Themis The goddess of law and justice And he said he could do justice on us three [Instrumental 3]
