[Verse] Helen Keller walked in Couldn't see a thing She bumped into a chair Oh what a scene Yeah [Verse 2] Deaf and blind so bold Living life in gold She didn't hear the crash I'd say she's got some sass [Chorus] Helen walked in a bar Oh the moves were bizarre Glad she’s far and gone Can't hear this funny song [Verse 3] Bartender gave a shout But she couldn't look out Laughed at the stumble And the mighty tumble [Verse 4] Folks giggled all around But she couldn't hear a sound Her spirit’s so strong She just keeps going on [Chorus] Helen walked in a bar Oh the moves were bizarre Glad she’s far and gone Can't hear this funny song
