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[Chorus] [heavy synth bass, drum machine beat] Boats 'n hoes, boats 'n hoes I gotta have me my boats 'n hoes Boats 'n hoes, boats 'n hoes I gotta have me my boats 'n hoes [Verse 1] [male vocals, rhythmic rap] The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat You won't go down 'cause my dick can float We sail around the world and go port to port Every time I come I produce a quart Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor There's a nice lady ho I'd like to swank her [Chorus] [distorted electric guitar enters] Boats 'n hoes, boats 'n hoes I gotta have me my boats 'n hoes Boats 'n hoes, boats 'n hoes I gotta have me my boats 'n hoes [Verse 2] Deadliest catch without the crabs We're almost out of gas, call the Arabs I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow Take off my pants you can see my bush arrow Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair You'll be amazed when I come in your hair Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leaving dry land Get below deck with a dick in your hand Anchor's away and shiver me timbers We like to fuck ladies with our 8-inch members Love me hookers who be a-curvaceous Lemons and limes so we don't contract the scurvy-aceous Drop the anchor, get that ho a shower 'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout [Chorus] Boats 'n hoes, boats 'n hoes I gotta have me my boats 'n hoes Boats 'n hoes, boats 'n hoes I gotta have me my boats 'n hoes [Outro] [record scratch] That's the male Mariah Carey y'all Give it up!