[Intro - Screaming Guitar Riff] [Heavy drums, record scratch] HEY! HEY! HEY! YO! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?! Every block got ONE! Every street got ONE! Behind them blinds! Here she comes! M! Y! F! B! MIND YA FAWKIN BIZNESS! [Verse 1 - Aggressive Tag-Team Rap] Moved in Saturday, unpacked my stuff! Sunday morning, she was acting tough! Standing at the window, coffee in her hand! Watching my driveway like she owns the land! WHO'S THAT CAR? WHO'S THAT GUY? WHY'S YOUR PORCH LIGHT ON AT FIVE?! Lady, slow down, take a little rest! You ain't the police, you're a neighborhood pest! Monday my grass, Tuesday my trash! Wednesday she's photographing my stash! Thursday my packages, Friday my guests! Saturday morning, she's making requests! [Pre-Chorus - Shouted] HEY! WHO ASKED YOU?! (NOBODY!) WHO SENT YOU?! (NOBODY!) WHO MADE YOU THE BOSS OF THE BLOCK?! (NOBODY!) [Chorus - Explosive Rock Hook] M! Y! F! B! MIND YA FAWKIN BIZNESS! M! Y! F! B! GET YOUR EYES OFF ME! M! Y! F! B! MIND YA FAWKIN BIZNESS! YOU DON'T PAY MY BILLS! YOU DON'T OWN MY STREET! HEY! HEY! HEY! M! Y! F! B! [Verse 2 - Fast Trade-Off Rap] KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Who's banging on my door?! "It's your garbage cans!" What you counting 'em for?! "Who's that woman?" THAT'S MY SISTER! "Why she come here?" LADY, DID YOU MISS HER?! "Why's your music loud?" 'CAUSE I LIKE MY ROCK! "Why you got three cars?" 'CAUSE I GOT THREE SPOTS! "Why's your dog outside?" 'CAUSE HE LIKES THE SUN! "Why you got company?" 'CAUSE I'M HAVING FUN! She pulled out her phone! Started filming my face! I said, "WELCOME TO THE MIND-YOUR-BUSINESS PLACE!" She said, "I'M CALLING THE HOA!" I said, "GOOD! TELL 'EM I SAID HEY!" [Chorus - Full Band] M! Y! F! B! MIND YA FAWKIN BIZNESS! M! Y! F! B! GET YOUR EYES OFF ME! M! Y! F! B! MIND YA FAWKIN BIZNESS! YOU DON'T PAY MY BILLS! YOU DON'T OWN MY STREET! [Instrumental - Distorted Guitar Solo] [Drum fills, bass break, DJ scratches] HEY! HEY! HEY! BACK OFF MY LAWN! [Verse 3 - The Neighborhood Showdown] One day she called a neighborhood meeting! Said, "THAT MAN'S HOUSE NEEDS POLICE INSPECTING!" I stood up calmly, said, "WHAT DID I DO?" She said, "YOUR CURTAINS ARE A DIFFERENT SHADE OF BLUE!" WHAT?! BLUE CURTAINS?! THAT'S THE CRIME?! YOU BEEN WATCHING MY HOUSE ON YOUR OWN DAMN TIME?! Neighbors started laughing! Somebody yelled, "SIT DOWN!" Even the HOA said, "QUIT PLAYING CLOWN!" She grabbed her purse! Said, "I'M LEAVING THIS PLACE!" I said, "GOOD LUCK, KAREN! GIVE YOUR BINOCULARS A BREAK!" [Breakdown - Half-Time Stomp] You got your house! I got mine! You got your life! I got my grind! If somebody needs help, THEN LEND A HAND! But minding everybody's business AIN'T PART OF THE PLAN! [Final Chorus - Stadium Shout] M! Y! F! B! MIND YA FAWKIN BIZNESS! M! Y! F! B! GET YOUR EYES OFF ME! M! Y! F! B! MIND YA FAWKIN BIZNESS! YOU DON'T PAY MY BILLS! YOU DON'T OWN MY STREET! M! Y! F! B! MIND YA FAWKIN BIZNESS! [Outro - Guitar Feedback] HEY, KAREN! THE BLINDS ARE MOVING! WE SEE YOU! [Record Scratch] MIND! YA! FAWKIN! BIZNESS! GRIND U-N-I-V! TIME DON'T STOP! SO THE GRIND DON'T STOP! [Final Guitar Crash]
