[Verse 1] Santa hit the rooftop shakin’ like he’s James Brown Boots tappin’ on the chimney, funkin’ up the whole town He’s got a brand new bag full of rhythms and rhyme Gonna drop that beat right at Christmas time [Pre-Chorus] He says “Uhn! Get on up!” with a candy cane twist Even Rudolph’s nosin’ out a funky little riff [Chorus] ’Cause Santa’s got a brand new bag for Christmas Yeah, he’s layin’ down funk so sweet, you can’t resist it He’s groovin’ down the sleigh, oh he just can’t miss this Santa’s got a brand new bag— Come on, y’all, get funky for Christmas! [Verse 2] Elves in the workshop struttin’ to the beat Mrs. Claus struttin’ like she’s workin’ the street Toy drums thumpin’ and the horns blow tight It’s a funky celebration goin’ all night [Pre-Chorus] He shouts “Hit me!” as the snow comes down Sleigh bells ring with that soul-funk sound [Chorus] ’Cause Santa’s got a brand new bag for Christmas Yeah, he’s layin’ down funk so sweet, you can’t resist it He’s groovin’ down the sleigh, oh he just can’t miss this Santa’s got a brand new bag— Come on, y’all, get funky for Christmas! [Rap Verse] Yo, break it down now... Now gather ’round the tree, let me tell you somethin’ sweet, ’Bout a jolly little man with the funk in his feet. He’s got a red velvet suit with a peppermint shine, And he’s droppin’ funky rhythm down your chimney line. He goes tap-tap-tap, then he spins on the snow, Throws a peace sign up and says, “Ho! Ho! Ho!” Got a sack full of toys and a groove in his stride, With the reindeer rockin’ steady on the sleigh-ride glide. He’s got Dasher on the congas, Dancer on the bass, Prancer droppin’ hi-hats all over the place. Vixen on the mic singin’ “Fa-la-la-la flow,” While Comet busts a move in the frosty glow. Cupid’s on the wah-wah, Donner’s gettin’ down, Blitzen’s spinnin’ vinyl for the whole North town. Even Mrs. Claus steps in with a funky little twirl, Sayin’, “Santa’s bringin’ joy to every boy and girl!” So shake your bells, shake your boots, shake the snow off your hat, ’Cause the Funky Claus is here — now how about that? The groove is hot, the night is bright, the rhythm is pure bliss, It’s a funky Christmas party, and you don’t wanna miss! [Outro] So when you hear that “Ho! Ho!” with a soulful shout You know the Funky Claus is in the house Keep the fire hot, let the good times last Merry Funkmas, baby — stay groovy, stay fast!
