Piss drink

Verse] I walk into the bar Feeling real fine Looking for a drink Something to ease my mind Bartender says "Hey Babe What'll it be?" I shake my head and say "Just not an IPA for me" [Verse 2] The hipsters love 'em With their fancy names But I tried one once Rob's to blame They say it's hoppy and it's full of flavor But it tastes like piss A bad behavior [Chorus] IPAs They're the worst kind of beer (oh yeah) A bitter sip I don't want it near (no no) Give me a lager or a fruity blend (ooh-yeah) But please Bartender But IPAs aren't my friend (keep 'em away) Still sittin at the bar Feeling real drunk Looking for a drink Something to ease my funk Bartender says "Hey Babe Can you still see?" I shake my head and say "Just not an IPA for me" [Verse 2] Must be a hippie If you drink this swill But I tried one Made me ill They say it's tasty made with pomegranate Its the worst thing on this god damn planet [Chorus] IPAs They're the worst kind of beer (oh yeah) A bitter sip I don't want it near (no no) Give me a lager or a fruity blend (ooh-yeah) But please Bartender But IPAs aren't my friend (keep 'em away) [Chorus] IPAs They're the worst kind of beer (oh yeah) A bitter sip I don't want it near (no no) Give me a lager or a fruity blend (ooh-yeah) But please Bartender But IPAs aren't my friend (keep 'em away) [outro] I pass out at the bar feeling too drunk couldn't find a drink Something to not blow chunks Bartender says "Hey Babe Are you alive " I shake my head and say "weoriusdkfhaskjdfwhoe IPA" [Verse 2] Must be a hobo If you drink IPAs But I tried one why do they get praise? They say it's good and hella refreshing but its just piss in a bottle and that's kinda depressing [Chorus] They say it's good and hella refreshing its just piss in a bottle and that's depressing [Chorus] IPAs They're the worst kind of beer (oh yeah) A bitter sip I don't want it near (no no) Give me a lager or a fruity blend (ooh-yeah) But please Bartender But IPAs aren't my friend (keep 'em away) [Chorus] IPAs They're the worst kind of beer (oh no!) A bitter sip I don't want it near (no no) Give me a lager or a fruity blend (ooh-yeah) But please Bartender But IPAs aren't my friend (keep 'em away) [outro] [spoken] "SIR!? sir, are you alright? NO STOP! Stop this honky-tonk crap seriously! " [Stop Music] [Spoken] "Mary get on the line with 911 I think this guy is gonna keel over dead." [Spoken} "Hello 911 emergency do you need fire rescue or police" [Spoken] "Yes hello we have a patron currently extremely intoxicated at our establishment can you please send E M S we are kind of worried. he is slurring his speech and is rather unresponsive." [Spoken] "Ma'am i need you to calm down and speak clearly what's going on?" [Spoken] "THERE'S A MAN WHO IS PASS OUT DRUNK AT OUR BAR GOD DAMN IT, HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT I P A's AND I CAN'T GET THIS HONKY TONK BACKGROUND MUSIC TO STOP PLAYING!!!" [Spoken] "we will send units shortly hold tight ma'am" [Spoken] "Hello i am an E M S man give me your drunk " [Spoken] "ok" [music starts again] [Chorus] IPAs They're the worst kind of beer (oh yeah) A bitter sip I don't want it near (no no) Give me a lager or a fruity blend (ooh-yeah) But please Bartender But IPAs aren't my friend (keep 'em away) [end]