(Verse 1) Deep in the dark where the wormholes hide, A place where the dirtbags sneak inside, But the Wormhole Police are on patrol, Protecting the sacred, heart and soul. (Chorus) Wormhole space ain’t free for all, It’s sacred land, hear the call! The W.H.P.D. keeps it tight, Dirtbags beware, we own the night! (Verse 2) Scanning the skies, watching the flow, Keeping the peace where others won’t go. You think you’re safe? You think you’re slick? WEE WOO WEE WOO—gotcha quick! (Chorus) Wormhole space ain’t free for all, It’s sacred land, hear the call! The W.H.P.D. keeps it tight, Dirtbags beware, we own the night! (Bridge) You take what’s not yours, you think it’s a game, But breaking the law brings nothing but shame. Capsuleers vanish, ships go KERSPLAT, Wormhole justice—simple as that! (Chorus) Wormhole space ain’t free for all, It’s sacred land, hear the call! The W.H.P.D. keeps it tight, Dirtbags beware, we own the night! (Outro) So mind your step, and watch your back, Or your ship will end up in a scrapheap stack. Respect the holes, or face the fate, The Wormhole Police don’t tolerate! WEE WOO WEE WOO! 🚓💨
