[Verse] In this twisted reality, where games turn cruel and vile There's a girl with a secret, she'll make you smile Her name is Catmess, and she's got a surprise Forget your bows and arrows, she's got something to hypnotize (oh-yeah) She's sly and she's witty, with a knowing look in her eyes Catmess, the champion, with a strategy so wise She's armed with cat poop, she throws it with precision Her opponents never expected such a messy decision (uh-huh) [Chorus] Catmess, Catmess, she's got the tricks up her sleeve (oh-uh) She's the reigning queen of the hunger games, would you believe? With her funky aim and her feline finesse (oh) Catmess, the champion, she's the one to impress
