Funk Against Humanity

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Atomic Dog Funk

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# **🎶 “Funk Against Humanity” — Original Funk Song**

## **Verse 1**  
Slide the deck on the table, let the madness begin,  
Got a hand full of chaos and a guaranteed win.  
Bassline bouncing like a guilty grin,  
’Cause the card I’m about to play is a certified sin.  
Friends leaning in like “Whatchu got in your hand?”  
I’m about to drop a combo they will *never* withstand.  
Funk so filthy it should come with a warning,  
And we ain’t even halfway through the first round’s morning.

## **Chorus**  
We’re playing Funk Against Humanity,  
Where the groove gets wild and the jokes get free.  
Lay it down, flip it up, let the table scream,  
’Cause the wrongest right answer is the winning theme.  
Yeah, Funk Against Humanity —  
Laugh so hard you lose your sanity.

## **Verse 2**  
Somebody pulls a prompt that’s already obscene,  
And I’m digging through my hand like a funk machine.  
Got a card so spicy it should come with a glove,  
Gonna pair it with a prompt that no one else would think of.  
The room explodes like a brass‑band blast,  
People falling out their chairs, can’t breathe, can’t last.  
It’s a rhythm of disaster with a disco shine,  
Every terrible punchline landing right on time.

## **Bridge**  
Shuffle that deck like a DJ spin,  
Deal the truth, deal the sin.  
Every round’s a gamble, every card’s a crime,  
But the funk keeps hitting right on the dime.

## **Breakdown (James Brown‑style)**  
Uh!  
Hit me with that prompt card!  
Now gimme that answer card!  
OHHH that’s nasty —  
Play it again!

## **Outro**  
So when the night gets weird and the jokes get bold,  
And the funk gets hotter than the dice you rolled,  
Just deal me in — I’m ready to play,  
Cards Against Humanity the funky way.

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# **🎶 “Funk Against Humanity” — Original Funk Song** ## **Verse 1** Slide the deck on the table, let the madness begin, Got a hand full of chaos and a guaranteed win. Bassline bouncing like a guilty grin, ’Cause the card I’m about to play is a certified sin. Friends leaning in like “Whatchu got in your hand?” I’m about to drop a combo they will *never* withstand. Funk so filthy it should come with a warning, And we ain’t even halfway through the first round’s morning. ## **Chorus** We’re playing Funk Against Humanity, Where the groove gets wild and the jokes get free. Lay it down, flip it up, let the table scream, ’Cause the wrongest right answer is the winning theme. Yeah, Funk Against Humanity — Laugh so hard you lose your sanity. ## **Verse 2** Somebody pulls a prompt that’s already obscene, And I’m digging through my hand like a funk machine. Got a card so spicy it should come with a glove, Gonna pair it with a prompt that no one else would think of. The room explodes like a brass‑band blast, People falling out their chairs, can’t breathe, can’t last. It’s a rhythm of disaster with a disco shine, Every terrible punchline landing right on time. ## **Chorus** We’re playing Funk Against Humanity, Where the groove gets wild and the jokes get free. Lay it down, flip it up, let the table scream, ’Cause the wrongest right answer is the winning theme. Yeah, Funk Against Humanity — Laugh so hard you lose your sanity. ## **Bridge** Shuffle that deck like a DJ spin, Deal the truth, deal the sin. Every round’s a gamble, every card’s a crime, But the funk keeps hitting right on the dime. ## **Breakdown (James Brown‑style)** Uh! Hit me with that prompt card! Now gimme that answer card! OHHH that’s nasty — Play it again! ## **Outro** So when the night gets weird and the jokes get bold, And the funk gets hotter than the dice you rolled, Just deal me in — I’m ready to play, Cards Against Humanity the funky way.

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