[Intro – Instrumental Only] (Upbeat guitars + driving drums, no vocals, just a fun pop-punk build) [Verse 1] Phone keeps ringing, but I hit decline, Boss says “urgent”—sorry, not this time. Friends need help moving, I just can’t relate, Couch is my kingdom, and that throne is great. Two more chores on the “urgent list,” But I’ve got a date with Netflix—can’t resist. [Pre-Chorus] Don’t call me lazy, don’t call me rude, It’s self-care, baby—protect my mood. [Chorus] My bad—it’s not my problem today, I’m clocked out, chilling, wasting away. My bad—I’m investing in me, So don’t expect a hero, I’m just watching TV. [Verse 2] You need a ride? Well, my tank’s on “E,” Guess fate’s saying that you’re Uber’s plea. Sister’s dog needs walking, but the leash is broke, Besides, I’m allergic—yeah, that’s no joke. Pizza on my lap, controller in my hand, I’m too busy ruling my digital land. [Pre-Chorus] Don’t call me selfish, don’t call me wrong, It’s my day off—I’ve earned this song. [Chorus] My bad—it’s not my problem today, I’m clocked out, chilling, wasting away. My bad—I’m investing in me, So don’t expect a hero, I’m just watching TV. [Bridge – Shouted/Gang Vocals] Cancel the plans, decline the call, One day off won’t kill y’all! I love you, but I love me too, So I’ll be here with my Mountain Dew! [Final Chorus – Bigger, Crowd Energy] My bad—it’s not my problem today, Life’s too short to just obey. My bad—I’m investing in me, So pass that remote and let me be free! [Outro – Spoken/Laughing] “Yeah… chores can wait. This couch is my kingdom, baby.”
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