[Intro] [Cinematic orchestral build, low brass swells, fast timpani roll] Ah... ah... ah! [Verse 1] Stepping through the grand foyer, tray balanced with grace Silver polish gleaming, not a single out of place Lord Harrington is sleeping, the guards are looking down She slips behind the tapestry without a single sound! [Pre-Chorus] Keys upon her belt ring clear No one knows that she was here! High kick, skirt flick, lock picks turn Secrets of the empire burn! [Chorus] Can-can! High kick through the velvet hall! Sly maid dancing at the royal ball! Jewels in her apron, gold inside her vest The fastest little thief from the East to the West! Spinning, leaping, kicking to the sky Underneath the chandelier, see the ribbons fly! Brava! Brava! Off into the night! [Verse 2] Dusting off the mantlepiece, listening through the wall Mapping every passageway across the castle hall A tip of the apron, a wink of the eye Before they even miss it, she has bid them all goodbye! [Chorus] Can-can! High kick through the velvet hall! Sly maid dancing at the royal ball! Jewels in her apron, gold inside her vest The fastest little thief from the East to the West! Spinning, leaping, kicking to the sky Underneath the chandelier, see the ribbons fly! Brava! Brava! Off into the night! [Outro] [Accelerando, soaring operatic high note] Ha-ha-ha! Farewell! [Final dramatic orchestral hit]
